e ultimate whitening solution....

is to be a stuffed toy! =P

no expensive cosmetics or whitening lotion, whitening cream, whitening serum (why on earth are so many cosmetic products called serum? thought serum is what you get when you minus off blood cells & clotting factors from whole blood?), whitening powder, whitening essence, whitening milk, whitening soap, whitening emulsion, whitening face pack, whitening gel, whitening moisturiser, sunblock, hats or umbrellas involved.

all you need to do is to be a diabetically cute stuffed toy, & sit back & relax in a vehicle & bask in e glorious sun. over time all spots will fade away, like what happened to e toy leopard sitting on e dashboard of SDEXXXXW. for faster results, daytime parking under any tree or other source of shade should be minimised. leaning against a tissue box is optional. no gimmicks involved - e bleaching effect of UV rays has been scientifically proven. there is only one sun available for our planet, so no worries about having to compare different brands or be harassed by pushy salesgirls & confused by misleading advertisements claiming to do everything under e sun except what e sun does. & to top it all off, sunshine is FREE =)

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